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    "a collage of vignettes of Tyneen, giant blue/yellow/pink space lizard woman, her bandanna-wearing skeletal henchman Ricket, and silent assassin caracal woman Kara. dialogue reads:
Tyneen: "Hold down the fort, Ricket. I'm having a big girls' night out."
Ricket: "Before you go, I have a question!"
T: "What?"
R: "How big ARE the girls?"
T: "...""
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    "Parody of the chimp scene from NOPE featuring Joel (aka Vargskelethor) in the place of Jupe cowering under a table. from his POV, we see Fren (Joel's de facto mascot, a chubby babylike creature with a round head, wearing a lime green onesie and a Swedish flag-decorated viking helmet) covered in blood. next to Fren is the unconscious body of Vinny (of the Vinesauce Twitch/YouTube channel), his iconic Mario question block ballcap standing in place of the mysteriously upright shoe in the original movie scene."
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    "Parody comic of an iconic Simpsons scene, but featuring Monkey Wrench characters. Tri (yellow spherical robot with a graphics tablet face), Lar (redheaded human girl with bright blue eyes and anime Z squiggles on her cheeks), and Beebs (large cyborg Black-coded humanoid alien man with a square head, pug nose, blue eyes, and spiky brown beard and hair), are all dressed nicely and in front of their ship's exit hatch. Beebs is wiping Lar's cheek with a handkerchief while calling over his shoulder to Shrike.
Beebs: "SHRIKE!"
Shrike (off panel): "...whaaaaat?"
Beebs: "Are you ready?"
Tri, Lar, and Beebs stand in the background, incredulous. Shrike (lanky tan-colored alien with four spiky tentacles as "hair," large yellow eyes with hollow red pupils, and a wide smarmy mouth) sits in the foreground completely naked, engrossed with a set of toy RC cars.
Shrike: "Just gotta put my shoes on!""
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