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Author: fungibane.bsky.social (did:plc:7eoz2u4nyxgbsga64vnnvrch)

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"I went to that bar!  it freaked me out. I took some nuts from the bar and they started saying how soft my skin was. Then I used the vending machine instead and it told me I was a looser. Told the barman and he said its because the nuts were complimentary while the vending machine was out of order"
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"2024-08-22T05:33:59.072Z"