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Author: thehell.zone (did:plc:dzfc3nbevijs2oefcipuewfn)

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"here is a comic strip I made one time"
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    "comic strip (You) Should Be Ashamed Of (Yourself) by Bad Person Club, who is me, Arlan Hellison. 

Panel 1: a generic blank figure, who is labeled You, dual wields generic cash. You are wearing an outfit You’d wear. There is a local church nearby and a nun You vaguely recognize bleeding on the ground. You say “One sec, just counting the money I stole from this nun.”

Panel 2: You wear a winning smile. Blood is on You. You say “So anyway, isn’t it grand being just horrible? Liking all that stuff that sucks?”

Panel 3: You, Yes You continue “Thinking all of those terrible things? Being me so hard?”. There is a bleeding corpse with a dagger sticking out of it nearby. It’s someone You vaguely recognize."
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    "Panel 4: You, clothes in tatters, fire a gun into the air. The bullets go Blam! Blam! Your neighbor’s car is on fire. You scream “Wooooo!! Hell yeah! Fuck everything!!!”

Panel 5: You are whacked out! You are nude. You snort powder off of the ass of an attractive person you’ve always wanted with a straw and it goes Snort! You scream “Life can never transcend this moment! Ahahhhhhhh!!”

Panel 6: You, grinning triumphantly, coated in organic juices, blow Your fucking brains out with The One You Imagine. You scream “Yeahhhh! Fuck you, life! I’m your better!!!”.  Finally, the author thanks You for Your participation."
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