alt:
"a bingo card with
* WTF is detached HEAD state
* I hate git
* git's design is so elegant
* I've used git for 10 years and I have no idea how it works
* commits are immutable snapshots
* just use magit
* git is a directed acyclic graph
* you have to understand the linux kernel dev workflow
* mercurial is better
* git is not github
* subversion was so much worse
* I only know 5 commands
* a branch is just a pointer to a commit
* the CLI is badly designed
* you should just read Pro Git
* rewriting history is bad
* just spend 15 minutes learning git's internals
* something about "porcelain"
* merge sucks, only use rebase
* rebase sucks, only use merge
* I just do not care how git works
* content addressed storage
* subversion was better
* something about Linus Torvalds
* I just delete my git repo if I mess it up"