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Author: shadyscientician.bsky.social (did:plc:oykiwjag57c4c4fs7ozif7k4)

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"#artfuckcharacter time!

Mine will be an old but favorite OC, Sahalia. He passed out partway through alchemically changing himself into a lizard a hundred years ago, and while he didn't get the two dicks he was aiming for, he did get one more than he had previously."
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