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    I wanna make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a fucking son of a bitch. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his fucking prickly dick and pissed on my fucking wife and said his dick was "this big" and I was like, "Yikes! That's disgusting!" So I'm doing an expose on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you have a small dick, which is the size of this nut, only much smaller! And guess what! Look at how big my dick is, THICK! That's right, baby! High tips, no hair, no spines! Look at that, it looks like two balls and a torpedo! He fucked my wife so guess what: I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!! That's right, that's what you get, my super pissing leisure! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go further... I'M GONNA PISS ON THE MOON! DID YOU LIKE THAT LULA? I PISSED ON THE MOON! GET OUT NOW! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit the Earth. Now get the fuck out of my way before I piss on you too."
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